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Undercover Bathhouse Spy & Michele Bachmann Mentor Wins MN GOP Primary
Hey, remember Allen Quist, the homophobic Gollum lookalike who Mother Jones profiled a few months back? You know, Michele Bachman’s political mentor, the chap who “went undercover at an adult bookstore and a gay bathhouse in an effort to prove to a local newspaper reporter that they had become a ‘haven for anal intercourse’”? YES, [...]
‘BudgetTravel.com’ Joins War On Christians
Quick, everybody! To the Youtube version of the Book of Leviticus! There, you can listen about what kind of extra-virgin olive oil to anoint yourself with while you scatter the ashes of BudgetTravel.com’s charred corpse! But why are you sacrificing Budget Travel to your cruel and vengeful Yahweh? Oh, only because it hates all Christians, [...]
9,000-Year-Old Woman Not Racist Against Coloreds, She Tells C-SPAN
They should really do one of those Dirty Jobs shows about dealing with C-SPAN callers. [Videogum]
Dana Milbank Moves To Op-Ed Page, Threatens ‘Humor Blogging’
We shouldn’t expect anything weird to be tacked onto this nice little Howard Kurtz profile about how Time is somehow currently profitable despite utter irrelevance, correct? OH GOD: “The Washington Post has a new op-ed columnist.” Yes, if Krauthammer can be entrusted with lots of money to turn in a logic-hating column every week, why [...]
Happy Fun Cuddly Cartoon Violence
By the Comics CurmudgeonNormally this feature only brings you terrifying visions of nightmare horror, like rivers of blood and naked Dick Cheney and such. Editorial cartoons are full of these things, because editorial cartoonists think that they’re “edgy,” and much darker and realer than the people who draw, like, Blondie, man. But with so much [...]
These Dinosaur Furries Are Texas State Representatives
In this blurry, repulsive frame from actual Texas state government video shot today, a couple of sex-creep furries are standing/sitting around some Texas state representatives. BUT WAIT IT IS WORSE THAN THAT. While it has become all too common to see filthy furries in their filthy semen-encrusted fur-suits at any number of political events or [...]
U.S. Military Prepares Air Strike On America
Will Texas Let Creationists Teach Science? Probs
Will It Be Dinosaur? Will It Be Pirate Ship?
Jurassic Prick’s Child-Rape Fantasies Revealed
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