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Hey look, it's another person who hates Ted Cruz and his creepy, punchable face. Apparently there was a youngun' in attendance at a Cruz...

We have felt sorry for Heidi Cruz quite a bit lately. This is the lady who mayhaps have allegedly been cheated on a million times...

Welcome to your headquarters for comprehensive coverage of Ted Cruz Thinking About Jacking It. We're planning on starting a new vertical that is nothing...

Earlier today, we learned that during Ted Cruz's days as the solicitor general of Texas, he and his team fought long and hard to...

Tuesday, we told you about a disturbing trend Astrogliding its way across America, wherein otherwise pure Christian lady humans are losing their Christian...

Listen, sisters in Christ, we need to talk. Have you thought about, if you were to die right this second, where you would spend...

Oh no, there is trouble right here in River City, by which we mean at Fox News! And it's all about that Donald Trump...

Haha those Bundy Oregon militia snotweasel dicknose brats finally have something in common with REAL terrorists. Whereas Osama bin Laden's al Qaeda organization liked...

Awwwww, those jacknugget Bundy militia boys are upset! They've been begging for snacky cakes and Miracle Whip and Tampax and instead everybody's sending them...

Penis pumps are no laughing matter; every year they are responsible for a host of unspeakable tragedies, like the time that one dingus got...

Happy day after Christmas, Wonk-Wonks! Did Santa bring you all the dildos you asked for? Gee whiz, we hope so, but probably not, because...

HALLOOOOO, WONKERS! It's Sunday afternoon, and that means we are very excited to write the top ten posts of the week at you. Will...

Oh, poor Mike Huckabee! It seems that not a day goes by when he doesn't wake up to some new terrible gay homosexual Muslim...

Namaste to you, enlightened readers, and once again welcome to the Snake Oil Bulletin. This week we will delve into the universal consciousness...

Gather 'round, little children, for we have a heartwarming story about Walmart, ISIS, cake, and this one Louisiana dumbass named Chuck Netzhammer, who is...

While The Gays and their friends were priding through streets all over the world, CNN International assignment editor Lucy Pawle reported this shocking discovery...

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