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Awwwww, those jacknugget Bundy militia boys are upset! They've been begging for snacky cakes and Miracle Whip and Tampax and instead everybody's sending them...

Penis pumps are no laughing matter; every year they are responsible for a host of unspeakable tragedies, like the time that one dingus got...

Happy day after Christmas, Wonk-Wonks! Did Santa bring you all the dildos you asked for? Gee whiz, we hope so, but probably not, because...

HALLOOOOO, WONKERS! It's Sunday afternoon, and that means we are very excited to write the top ten posts of the week at you. Will...

Oh, poor Mike Huckabee! It seems that not a day goes by when he doesn't wake up to some new terrible gay homosexual Muslim...

Namaste to you, enlightened readers, and once again welcome to the Snake Oil Bulletin. This week we will delve into the universal consciousness...

Gather 'round, little children, for we have a heartwarming story about Walmart, ISIS, cake, and this one Louisiana dumbass named Chuck Netzhammer, who is...

While The Gays and their friends were priding through streets all over the world, CNN International assignment editor Lucy Pawle reported this shocking discovery...

They found it! You're not getting it back, though, so don't rush out for a bottle of lube yet. Yes, archaeologists have discovered a...

We have finally (already?) reached Peak Florida Man. Peak Florida Man, as it turns out, is a 63-year-old named Malcolm Brenner who is the...

How much are we enjoying the Epic Battle between Florida and Texas, to determine which state is more nutso? Oh, all the much. And...

The horses are thoroughly spooked in Kansas, where the Westboro Baptist Church is turning over a new leaf just in time for a giant...

There aren't many times we wish we worked in an ad agency, mainly because of things like "taking meetings" and "having to wear pants"...

So here's two minutes of Glenn Beck talking about the terrible horrible no good very bad thing that happened at a high school in...

So you've been furloughed. You're probably wandering around the house in a bathrobe, thinking it would be cool to leave the house, but then...

Just because you are busy suing and getting sued by every partner you have ever had is no reason to ever turn your back...

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