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SEX TOYS

Fighting for Our Rights in Alabama

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

I might feel weird about it, but, stillJohn W. Rogers has served for 25 years in the Alabama House of Representatives and he wants to help “[bring] the state into the 20th century” by helping Alabamans of diverse backgrounds , um, come together (or separately, depending on their interests). He’s introduced for the second time a bill to eliminate the ban on the sale of sex toys in the state. That ban recently survived a first amendment challenge at the U.S. Supreme Court and the death of a Baptist preacher in Cocktober which showed the state that banning their sale prevents no one - including preachers - from shoving dildoes up their butts while hogtied and wearing two wetsuits.

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METRO SECTION

Metro Section: Quick & Dirty

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007

* Review of Wonderland’s inaugural brunch. All you can eat bacon. [Brightest Young Things]
* Supper Clubs forming in DC. [DCFUD]
* More fun than a double-ended dildo: two DC blogger happy hours in one week. Even if you don’t read the blogs, don’t miss the chance to hang out at RFD. [Yeah, so I'm...]
* “Shame on the Post for publishing such a shallow, one-sided view of the surveillance society.” [TOTAL INFORMATION AWARENESS]
* Sadam’s Cat. [Son of Clown Ops!]