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Meet Your New Diebold!
Hey, remember when they stole Ohio? Hahaha, yeah, good times. (Here is a quick story explainering the bizarre discrepancies between exit polls, which showed John Kerry winning handily, and the tabulated results, which flipped that. It has the special bonus of world’s greatest pollster Dick Morris musing that since exit polls are like never wrong, [...]
Diebold Machines Lose Tens of Thousands of Votes in South Bronx, So What Who Cares
This just in: a catastrophic miscarriage of justice took place in the South Bronx when tens of thousands of votes went uncounted in the 2010 Senate and Governor’s election, but luckily South Bronx is full of Poors and also everyone knew who was going to win anyway. This came to light when the radio station [...]
Homer Simpson Killed While In The Tank
Here’s what we can look forward to in this year’s annual “Treehouse of Horror” installment of the Simpsons: DIEBOLD!! [YouTube via Oliver Willis]
Crazed Voter Murders Diebold Voting Machine
Diebold’s Totally Going To Murder HBO
Rumors on the Internets: Reconfirming What We Already Knew
Georgia Voters Let Down Nation, Selves
Remainders: Learning Curves
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