Here’s what we can look forward to in this year’s annual “Treehouse of Horror” installment of the Simpsons: DIEBOLD!! [YouTube via Oliver Willis]

Our national nervous breakdown continues: A 43-year-old Pennsylvania man calmly showed up at his polling place, went to his assigned machine and destroyed it with a “metal cat paperweight.” MORE »

HBO’s got a new documentary all about how you might as well stay home Tuesday because the vote totals were probably programmed in the e-voting machines months ago. The movie premieres Thursday night. MORE »

• Well, that’s one conspiracy from 2004 confirmed — smart kids demonstrate Diebold hack. [Princeton]

• Or maybe not, it’s impossible to know who to trust. [The Swamp]
• Jim Webb thinks there are too many damn lesbians in the Navy and he doesn’t trust them — we very strongly disagree. [Wizbang Politics]
• New Santorum campaign ad accuses Casey of being financed by the Sopranos, if the Sopranos were played by actors who work for SAG scale. [Election Central]
• Intelligence criticism on Iran moves further back in the “A” section, and it all just feels so familiar. [Political Animal]
• Yup, North Koreans love eating those wascally wabbits. [Fox News]
• Tucker Carlson — gone, not forgotten. Or gone, really. [FishbowlDC, HuffPo]

Jack Ashford could not be reached for comment. (AP) MORE »

* A little help in preparation for Bush’s boys: Karl Rove, meet H. R. Haldeman. [Spot-On] MORE »