Tag: diebold

Meet Your New Diebold!

Hey, remember when they stole Ohio? Hahaha, yeah, good times. (Here is a quick story explainering the bizarre discrepancies between exit polls, which showed John Kerry winning handily, and the tabulated results, which flipped that. It has the special...

Diebold Machines Lose Tens of Thousands of Votes in South Bronx, So What Who Cares

This just in: a catastrophic miscarriage of justice took place in the South Bronx when tens of thousands of votes went uncounted in the 2010 Senate and Governor's election, but luckily South Bronx is full of Poors and also...

Homer Simpson Killed While In The Tank

Here's what we can look forward to in this year's annual "Treehouse of Horror" installment of the Simpsons: DIEBOLD!!

Remainders: Learning Curves