Larry Craig Has a New Cruuuuuush!
Friday, December 21st, 2007
Any powerful Ida-ho needs a strong “Lion” behind him. And doesn’t the senior senator from Idaho Mr. Larry Craig know this! In a statement yesterday entitled “Dreaming of a Clean (Energy) Christmas,” where he mostly brags about how he got to make out with George Bush at the White House the other day, Craig inserts a special love quote for his inspiration: William E. Borah, the “Lion of Idaho.” Oh Larry, we all know you-da-ho! MORE »
Any powerful Ida-ho needs a strong “Lion” behind him. And doesn’t the senior senator from Idaho Mr. Larry Craig know this! In a statement yesterday entitled “Dreaming of a Clean (Energy) Christmas,” where he mostly brags about how he got to make out with George Bush at the White House the other day, Craig inserts a special love quote for his inspiration: William E. Borah, the “Lion of Idaho.” Oh Larry, we all know you-da-ho! MORE »
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This is bogus malogus! Wonkette gave like three months and several seasons dirty sex names because the G.O.P. was touching voters. And by “voters” we mean “penises of little boys.” Silly NYT, always having some liberal sorta bias thingy and whatnot. [
Dickcember is apparently the month that keeps on giving, as we have yet another fucked up sex thing to report. At this rate, we’re actually going to have to keep renaming all the months until people stop doing fucked up things to one another and, honestly, we’re getting a little depressed over here. So, as a favor to us for the holidays, could the rest of the pervs in the world just eat some saltpeter and/or masturbate quietly in their bedrooms without the use of illegal child porn rather than committing any more illegal/immoral acts? Kthnxbi. But, after the jump, “enjoy” the confluence of child porn, attempted entrapment, political hit jobs and First Amendment rights, courtesy of liberal San Francisco radio host (and former priest) 
Why, it was for doing little boys! Eugene A. Evans, leader of the Berkeley Sea Scouts for 35 years, was arrested last Tuesday after four little boys told investigators they had played tummysticks with him. Evans, who once sued the city of Berkeley for being nice to gay people, faces 19 counts of kiddie-fucking. But that doesn’t mean he’s gay! Or a pervert! He totally likes the ladiesssss, and stuff. 
When Paul “Chrome Dome” Morrison (left) beat Phill “I Want Your Medical Records” Kline in the Kansas Attorney General’s race last year, many people in the pro-choice movement breathed a huge sigh of relief. Kline had been running around for years subpoenaing women’s medical records and stuff in his crusade to use current statutes to rid Kansas of abortion. Today, however, some of the women who heralded Morrison’s win last year might be feeling just a little bit sheepish.
Pundits keep talking about how screwed the Bush Administration is or how much they’ve fucked stuff up, but we at Wonkette think that the problem is, in fact, the exact opposite. Only a totally long dry spell can explain the plethora of dick references and slips of the, um, tongue to come out of the Bush Administration in the last couple of weeks.
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Mike McHaney was ordered held without bond following a brief hearing Wednesday afternoon in federal court. Dressed in an orange jumpsuit and blue jacket, McHaney responded “Yes, sir,” when questioned by Magistrate Judge John Facciola.