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Gossip Roundup: Don’t Mention the War

* Reliable Source: Spotted: “Morgan Fairchild at the Four Seasons yesterday with Valerie Plame and Joe Wilson.” [WP] * Yeas and Nays: Dick Morris, David Bossie to make anti-Hillary movie… Joe Biden got shot down when trying to talk to Barack Obama on the Senate floor. [Examiner] * Shenanigans: News you can use: “New Mexico State Senator Steve Komadina introduced the ‘Right to Eat Enchiladas Act’ on the first legislative day of the session in mid-January.” [Politico] * Page Six: George Soros called us all Nazis or something. [NYPost] Read more on Gossip Roundup: Don’t Mention the War…
 

Gossip Roundup: If Ford Did It…

* Heard on the Hill: Joe Biden has a history of saying crazy, stupid stuff… Rep. Emanuel Cleaver (D-Mo.) thrilled to be mentioned by the blog of Bon Appetit magazine… Harry Reid forgot when Valentine’s Day is! [Roll Call] * Reliable Source: Geraldine Ferraro’s back! With some lobbying firm. [WP] * Yeas and Nays: Would you like to read the insane ramblings of consistently-wrong pundit Dick “Hillary Is a Lesbian Vampire” Morris? Here they are, enjoy… Creative Coalition party sounds like a good time. Frank Luntz called himself “the ugliest person in this room.” … Jim Talent’s back! Eatin’ some pizza, talkin’ about god. [Examiner] * Under the Dome: Chuck Schumer has imaginary friends. They’re called the Baileys. Last year, they were called the O’Reillys. That’s “too ethnic,” apparently… Gerald Ford had way more nasty things to say about everyone that he didn’t want anyone to hear until he was dead. [The Hill] * Shenanigans: The DCCC is $9 million in debt. Nancy Pelosi spent $30k on her Holiday Party! [Politico] * Page Six: Bill Clinton doesn’t want to be president of your stupid university. [NYP] * The Sleuth: More Ford stuff: NYDN reporter got Ford drunk. It has some terrible secret from 1974. [WP] Read more on Gossip Roundup: If Ford Did It……
 

Toe-Sucking Cretin Promises To Leave Country

Forgotten scumbag Dick Morris has finally given us a reason to support Hillary in ’08: He says he’ll leave the country if she wins! A corrupt clown who briefly held some Rovian role in the Clinton White House until his gross whoring habits became public knowledge, Morris apparently just says idiotic nonsense on Fox News these days. Appearing on Hannity & Colmes — now hosted by someone named Karen Hanretty, which is pretty close! — Morris offered this surreal 2008 analysis: Read more on Toe-Sucking Cretin Promises To Leave Country…
 

Lieberman: Made Man

Time mag has a lengthy piece on Joe Lieberman’s primary campaign, full of fun anecdotes — like how the Senator’s denying that the SOTU kiss ever even happened, and how Harry Reid has declined to ask bloggers to be nice to Joe. It doesn’t paint a pretty picture of Lieberman’s chances. Then we read this: Read more on Lieberman: Made Man…
 

Hey, It’s Friday!

We’ve just received some very astute political analysis from noted pundit Dick Morris, cleverly disguised as spam: Everybody knows the great sexual scandal known as “Klinton-Levinsky”. After the relations like this Klintons popularity raised a lot! It is a natural phenomenon, because Bill as a real man in order not to shame himself when he was with Monica regularly used Voagra. What happened you see. His political figure became more bright and more attractive. It is very important for a man to be respected as a man! Read more on Hey, It’s Friday!…