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Having Found Own Level, Dick Morris Now Sucking Toes At National Enquirer

Disgraced former Clinton aide turned rightwing hack Dick Morris has a new gig at the National Enquirer, and inquiring minds want to know if he can sink any lower. Probably!
Thanks Obama

One Guy In New York Has Ebola So You Can Totally Panic Now

That screaming hysteria you hear is the sound of everyone in New York being EXTREMELY TERRIFIED!!! or at least making jokes about being EXTREMELY TERRIFIED!!! because Ebola is real now. (You know the rule: It's real when it happens...

Newsmax Decides Giving Thousands Of Dollars To Wonkette Not A Great Use Of Dick Morris’s Money

Some time ago -- who can know when, really, without "opening our spreadsheet" and "looking at it" -- rightwing nutjob direct mail trillionaires Newsmax started sending your Wonkette many many tens of dollars per month to put their newsfeed...

Barry Xmas, War Is Over! A Wonkette Think Peace

We know it's been a few days since Barack Obama's boldly redefined / slightly modified / utterly capitulated in the War On Terror, but since Yr. Editrix said that a good "think piece analysis" is allowed to be late,...

When Dick Morris And Newsmax Love Each Other Very Much …

It has been a month since the Presidential election exposed the rotting flesh of Dick Morris' underbelly, and he won't stand by idly while people call him a fool! Morris has just released a super in-depth analysis of why...

Without Gallup’s Crappy Polls, Nate Silver Is Nothing, Says Gallup

One of the "fun" things about presidential elections is that every four years there's a new dumb thing about the process for political junkies to yell at each other about despite the disinterest or genuine disgust of normals, and...

AP Writes Entire Article About Obama’s Terrifying, Witch-Doctor-Filled Kenyan Village Home

Oh, look, the AP has written a "color piece" (get it?) about how everyone in Obama's birthplace, Kogelo, Kenya, is a 105-year-old witch doctor cold throwin' chicken guts around, for science. KOGELO, Kenya (AP) -- At President Barack Obama's...

A Children’s Treasury of Butthurt Reactions To Joe Biden’s Debate Demeanor

Say, did you notice that Joe Biden was just a little interrupty in the VP Debate? We are given to understand that Old Handsome Joe's performance made a bit of a stir among some of the more sensitive souls...

How Is Chicago Thug Barack Obama Threatening People Today?

Sexboat toe goblin Dick Morris has some thoughts on the typically thuggish Chicago regime, and how they "Rough Up Gallup for Polls They Don't Like." Get ready you guys, because it is terrifying! In a scene right...

Emergency Cartoon Violence: Dick Morris Has Some Terrible/Hilarious Cartoons On His Website

Haha, remember when your Comics Curmudgeon used to literally read every single political cartoon barfed out by America's political cartooning class, every week, and then make fun of them all for your amusement? Your Comics Curmudgeon remembers this,...

World’s Greatest Operative Dick Morris Says Magical Poll Numbers Show Mitt Not Losing

This is interesting! Dick Morris, professional toe-sucker, says His Lord High Hairgel Mittens of Romney should not sweat the poll numbers showing him down 10 or a thousand nationally, forever, because he has seen the real poll numbers, done...

Dick Morris: Barack Obama Is Holding Hillary Clinton Hostage, Because He Is A Terrorist

Why does the Obama administration insist on holding Hillary Clinton "hostage" by making her a kickass Secretary of State who's awesome at her job and more popular than she's ever been in her life? Dick Morris would like to...

Famous Slug Dick Morris Would Like You To Know Some Things

Dick Morris is impressive not because he incarnates everything disgusting and amoral about American politics (though he does do that), but because he’s proved once and for all that even a common slug can have a successful career in...

Monstrous Sociopath Dick Morris Has New PAC With Dumb Name

You might think that it would be "cool" to have access to the Wonkette tip line, because you'd be privy to all sorts of political insider-y things before they hit the news! But in fact all you get are...

According To Dick Morris/Winston Churchill, Nancy Pelosi Bombed Pearl Harbor

Toe-sucking prostitute-user and one-time Clintonista Dick Morris now spends his "work day" whining on Fox News about the mean Demoncraps, but he took some time off today to send us a very special email comparing Nancy Pelosi to Imperial...

Newsmax & Offers You Can’t Refuse, Take [Whatever]

What is it with the conservative cruises! Weekly Standard Cruise, National Review Cruise, "Newsmax.com" Cruise. Oh, right, they do conservative candidate scouting on these trips! That's how Bill Kristol met Sarah Palin, on his Cruise to the frozen Alaska....