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Posts Tagged ‘dick jokes’

CAUGHT ON CAMERA

Kathy Griffin Says Profane Thing About Penises, LIVE, Last Night On CNN’s New Year’s Eve Show

Thursday, January 1st, 2009

We know precisely two things about Kathy Griffin, which makes us a Resident Expert on this lady around these parts: number one, she is a COMEDIENNE, and number two, she dated some portly rich guy. What does this have to do with her glorious New Year’s Eve show with Anderson Cooper? Nothing! Just, they cut to commercial break and Kathy’s mic was still on and she shouted a funny insult at some hapless cocksucker, literally.


TOM COBURN

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

Tom Coburn (R-OK) points out that most Senators have comically undersized testicles. [Americans for Prosperity]


TOP

Terrifying Run-Up To WWIII Provides Opportunity For Dick Joke

Monday, March 19th, 2007

HILLARY CLINTON

Hotline Headline of the Month

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

Couldn't have said it better ourselves - WonketteHotline’s apparently trying to muscle in on our dick joke territory. MORE »


BAD IDEAS

Afternoon Fun With Double Entendres

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

Up to this point, we’ve been enthusiastic supporters of Rep. Jack Kingston’s forays into the world of new media — his homemade videos on YouTube, his interns’ liveblogging during the Rayburn gunfire scare, etc. MORE »


REMAINDERS

Remainders: AUS! AUS! AUS! AUS!

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

REMAINDERS

Remainders: Voting for Virility

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006

* “That motherfucker George Washington had like thirty god damn dicks.” [Drink at Work] MORE »


MONICA LEWINSKY

Eat One of Linda Tripp’s Footlongs

Wednesday, December 21st, 2005

bratwurst.jpgIt seems that Linda Tripp’s gone from listening to her galpals talk about swallowing the sausage to being a purveyor of her very own! She and her husband Dieter Rausch are the Frau und Herr of Weihnachts Markt in Middleburg, Virginia. MORE »