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Hey guess who’s cosponsoring yet another one of these “protecting marriage from being forever defiled by hot gay action” Constitutional amendments? Two terrible hypocrites: an adulterous bathroom goblin and an adulterous diaper fetishist. Larry Craig and David Vitter should have gay diapered bathroom sex and then filibuster the crap out of each other, because that is what Jesus wanted when he wrote the Fruitcake Constitution. [GovTrack.us]

A couple of NASA guys were caught with a bunch of child porn on their NASA work computers. [DailyTech]

This week we’ve learned that some NASA dork sabotaged a computer bound for the International Space Station, another NASA crook stole $150,000 from the space agency, and that the astronuts at NASA have repeatedly piloted the space shuttles while drunk — which may explain why 40% of the shuttles have crashed. And we learned all of this before today’s NASA press conference about all the whacked-out shit NASA has been doing instead of sending spaceships to other planets so we can escape this world before the aliens attack. MORE »

The people of Louisiana have a message for the sex-criminal and unresigned Senator David Vitter: “What a liar. THE PROSTITUTE HAS COME FORWARD IN NEW ORLEANS — YOU PATHETIC LIAR. You need to step down NOW!!” MORE »

Hey, David “Diaperman” Vitter is on the teevee, saying a bunch of bullshit. Will he man up and admit anything? No. He won’t take questions, won’t talk about his diaper problems, and won’t resign. Wow. Meet the new Republicans. This is the same morality-free douchesack who demanded Clinton quit over a blowjob, which was obviously an impeachable offense. MORE »

This summer’s Republican sex scandals are hereby christened (with semen) “Endless Cummer.” Thanks for those other foul suggestions, too. So far, this is our perp-perv list of GOP summer lovers: MORE »