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Posts Tagged ‘diapers’

SEX CRIMINALS

Diaperman David Vitter So Excited About Wingnuts Yelling At Him At Town Halls, He Pooped His Diaper!

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

David Vitter, America's Diaperman.Disgusting wingnut diaper-fetishist hooker-user David Vitter says he is super excited about wingnuts yelling at him, at one of these Town Hall KKK Rallies. He’s even bringing extra diapers, because he’s already planning on jacking off and pooping in a series of diapers, while old people who really need diapers yell about how they will officially renounce Medicare and die, like patriots, at the Superdome. MORE »


FRUITCAKE AMENDMENTS

Marriage Amendment Has Utterly Predictable Cosponsors

Friday, June 27th, 2008

Is that you, Jesus?Hey guess who’s cosponsoring yet another one of these “protecting marriage from being forever defiled by hot gay action” Constitutional amendments? Two terrible hypocrites: an adulterous bathroom goblin and an adulterous diaper fetishist. Larry Craig and David Vitter should have gay diapered bathroom sex and then filibuster the crap out of each other, because that is what Jesus wanted when he wrote the Fruitcake Constitution. [GovTrack.us]


PEDOPHILES

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007

A couple of NASA guys were caught with a bunch of child porn on their NASA work computers. [DailyTech]


NASA

NASA Also Lost $94 Million — Possibly In Space, Probably Drunk

Friday, July 27th, 2007

'The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes ...' - WonketteThis week we’ve learned that some NASA dork sabotaged a computer bound for the International Space Station, another NASA crook stole $150,000 from the space agency, and that the astronuts at NASA have repeatedly piloted the space shuttles while drunk — which may explain why 40% of the shuttles have crashed. And we learned all of this before today’s NASA press conference about all the whacked-out shit NASA has been doing instead of sending spaceships to other planets so we can escape this world before the aliens attack. MORE »


REPUBLICANS

Diaperman Vitter Gets No Love In Louisiana

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007

1,000-mile stare - WonketteThe people of Louisiana have a message for the sex-criminal and unresigned Senator David Vitter: “What a liar. THE PROSTITUTE HAS COME FORWARD IN NEW ORLEANS — YOU PATHETIC LIAR. You need to step down NOW!!” MORE »


SENATE

Filthy Whoremonger Scum-Sucking Diaperman David Vitter Won’t Resign

Monday, July 16th, 2007

Takin' a dump for America, and a hooker. - WonketteHey, David “Diaperman” Vitter is on the teevee, saying a bunch of bullshit. Will he man up and admit anything? No. He won’t take questions, won’t talk about his diaper problems, and won’t resign. Wow. Meet the new Republicans. This is the same morality-free douchesack who demanded Clinton quit over a blowjob, which was obviously an impeachable offense. MORE »


REPUBLICANS

Summer of GOP Perverts Has a New Name

Thursday, July 12th, 2007

Sucks to be you! - WonketteThis summer’s Republican sex scandals are hereby christened (with semen) “Endless Cummer.” Thanks for those other foul suggestions, too. So far, this is our perp-perv list of GOP summer lovers: MORE »