Tag: dhs

Homeland Security Just Took A Year To Tell States They Got Hacked By Russia. THEY WERE ON A BREAK.

The Department of Homeland Security decided it might be a good idea to tell states they'd been hacked. You think?
They look pretty dangerous all right

Trump Has HAD IT With All These Refugees Making America Great The Wrong Way

Guess we don't...have...to care about refugees. (Don't have to care about refugees!)

General John Kelly Murdered Sheriff David Clarke’s White House Job Dreams

Wingnut former sheriff David Clarke won't get a White House job, but as God is his witness, he'll never not be on Fox News again!

Trump Has Sads For Hurting Dreamers. Wonkagenda for Wed., Sept. 6, 2017

Trump's not so sure about DACA, Republicans dig in for debt showdown, and Putin divorces Trump. Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump Prepares To Deport Our Best, Keep The Nazis

DACA recipients get Trump-punted.

David Clarke Resigns As Milwaukee County Sheriff. Bye, Asshole!

Bye, jerkface! Bye!

Mean John Kelly Making White House Lame And Boring. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 1, 2017

Trump secretly calls Steve Bannon, David Clarke quits, and Lindsey Graham is still butthurt about HER EMAILS. Your morning news brief.

ICE Wants To Memory Hole All Immigrants Who Died In Detention — And Their Little Kids Too!

The Trump Administration seems to be out to actually erase undocumented immigrants -- or at least any evidence of their detention. A shitty post for your OPEN THREAD.

Durham Topples Confederate Statue. Be Like Durham. Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug. 15, 2017

Trump reads an apology, special elections get heated, and neo-Nazis are having a sad. Your morning news brief!

Trumpocalyspe WOW! Wonkagenda for Friday, August 11, 2017

Trump-Russia is getting CRAZY, House Freedom Crazies want another crack at the ACA, and the NRA finally has words on Philando Castile. Your morning news brief!

OK, Which Of You Libs Faked The Minnesota Mosque Bombing? Seb Gorka Is Just Asking!

Why would Donald Trump comment on a mosque bombing before Hillary Clinton's emails have been investigated, again?

Trump Can’t BELIEVE This White House Craphole! Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug 2., 2017

Trump disses the White House, Paul Ryan wants to build The Wall, and Rexxon wants to go back to bed. Your morning news brief.

White House Says Sessions Won’t Go To DHS, So Sessions To DHS Probably, Yeah?

No way they thought of this themselves...

Will Trump Fire General John Kelly For Being Gay For James Comey?

ERRBODY ASS GETTIN' FIRED UP IN HERE!

General Kelly’s Kind And Benevolent Deportation Force Running Fuckin’ AMOK

Why is anyone thrilled that this deportation-happy jerk is getting promoted?

Paul Ryan Comes Out To Play. Wonkagenda for Mon., July 31, 2017

Beating TrumpCare back into the grave, Paul Ryan tax cuts are back, Ivanka Trump is having a sad :( Your morning news brief!