Trump world freaking out about spies, an assault on abortion, and Fox is woke now. Your morning news brief.
He's not racist. He just wishes immigrants had the job skills America needs. Like being white.
She's been on the job for like six months so let's go ahead and start her resignation clock.
Avenatti's got something new on Michael Cohen, Giuliani gets quit-fired by his law firm, and Scott Pruitt dines with an ALLEGED pedophile. Your morning news brief.
America's getting so great we hardly recognize the place anymore.
Trump didn't start this. But he's absolutely going to make it worse.
North and South Korea agree to be friends, Michael Cohen has daddy issues, and Scott Pruitt blames everyone else. Your morning news brief.
Trump and Macron are being really weird, Michael Cohen is SO lonely, and Dr. Ronny Jackson is in DEEP SHIT. Your morning news brief.
Michael Cohen might be a snitch, Trump threatens to walk away from North Korea, and GOP coming for your healthcare (again). Your morning news brief.
Justice Gorsuch Accidentally Forgets To Bone Immigrants For A Second, But Don’t Worry, He’ll Get Better
Even a blind squirrel gets a broken clock twice a day.
This isn't even close to normal. This will take years for the light from normal to reach Earth.
Now don't go making up a bunch of fake news about this story, OK? They're watching you.
Paul Manafort is under Mueller's magnifying glass, Scott Pruitt somehow gets even more sleazy, and good LORD Donald Trump is fuckin' dumb. Your morning news brief.
Those lousy Samaritans are in big trouble, too.
Maybe if the Russians kill Twitter, Trump will give a shit about cyber security?
Did Russia Tell Trump To Bitch Constantly About The 2016 Election Being #RIGGED? We Are Just Asking Questions!
Also, new details about the Obama administration's response to Russian fuckery in the 2016 election!