Holy shit, JOURNALISM ALERT!
How many states did they target? ALL OF THEM KATIE? How many state election systems did DHS audit? Um, about that.
No more press briefings, zombie TrumpCare lurches ahead, Chuck Grassley digs up Hillary Clinton's dead emails (again). Your morning news brief!
We probably haven't heard the last of David Clarke, especially if there's a TV camera within 20 miles.
If the parents are deported, what happens to their citizen kids? That's their problem.
Trump manhandles the Pope, Hannity will shut up now, and Rob Quist is scaring the GOP. Your morning news brief!
We could outsource the call center to Yoyodyne Industries.
How could Jason Chaffetz POSSIBLY have a secret scandal, when there are so many people cleaning out his butt every day?
So. We meet again.
The New Cruelty marches on.
The House unveils TrumpCare 2.0, Jeff Sessions tries to scare sanctuary cities, and Tomi Laharen gets hit with the ban hammer! Your morning news brief!
Just give it up, dude.
Robbing FEMA to pay Wall.
This time for sure!
Jason Chaffetz needs to go feast on a bag of dicks.
Trump crossed his wires and spent all weekend yelling at people! Your morning news brief!