Tag: dhs

E.T. Phones VOICE Hotline

We could outsource the call center to Yoyodyne Industries.

Jason Chaffetz Sure He’s As Clean As A Whistle, Because Of All These Enemas (He Said That)

How could Jason Chaffetz POSSIBLY have a secret scandal, when there are so many people cleaning out his butt every day?

TrumpCare 2.0: Shut Up And Eat It! Wonkagenda For Tues., March 21, 2017

The House unveils TrumpCare 2.0, Jeff Sessions tries to scare sanctuary cities, and Tomi Laharen gets hit with the ban hammer! Your morning news brief!

Trump: No Muslim Ban, No Muslim Ban, YOU’RE A Muslim Ban!

This time for sure!

Craven Dicksnot Rep. Jason Chaffetz CAN’T WAIT To Investigate Obama’s ‘Wire Tapp’ On Trump!

Jason Chaffetz needs to go feast on a bag of dicks.

Obama NEVER Tapped That Ass! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 6, 2017

Trump crossed his wires and spent all weekend yelling at people! Your morning news brief!

Silly Rachel Maddow Thinks Leaked DHS Report Destroys Case For Trump Travel Ban

You might think this document weakens the case for the travel ban. But it was a weak case to start with, so why should another report hurt?

Raise Your Hand If You Met With The Russian Ambassador! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 3, 2017

Every person Trump has ever met is swimming in golden doubloons stamped 'Russia.' Is that weird?

It’s Cool, Border Police Probably Quiz ALL Tech Developers, Not Just African Ones

Another example of what happens when you 'unshackle' border enforcement.

Trump Just Deporting The Fuck Out Of Everyone Now

Home Of The Scared

Trump White House Asks Intelligence Agencies To Prove We Need Travel Ban. It Does Not Go Well

'This is resign-in-protest stuff,' says Rachel Maddow

Donald Trump Fixin’ To Deport ALL Y’ALL, But *Very Compassionately*

A brief outline of the New Cruelty.