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Hero Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore Will Block Gay Courthouse Door, For Freedom

Fellow Patriots®, are you tired of the gay agenda being rammed down your throat? Are you afraid that the repeated joyous celebrations of legalized gay marriage exploding all over your face will give you gay herpes of the eye?...

GOP: Downward Facing Dog Invites Satan To ‘Invade Your Empty Vacuum’

After a stressful day of working (or hanging out in a workplace man cave), many Americans unwittingly risk handing their immortal souls over to Beelzebub through smoking weed premarital sex witchcraft yoga.  Satan is apparently incarnated in that cute...

Here’s Some Sex Cartoon of the Devil Boning Rick Santorum Or Something

Those Taiwanese animators are sure having some sexytime fun with Rick Santorum. It is important to wonder if these Taiwanese animators are even American, the way they attack our most precious institutions (Satan, Rick Santorum).

Harry Potter Teen Devil Magic Annihilates Sarah Palin Home Movie

Faded reality-teevee grandma Sarah Palin was hoping her remaining fans -- other bitter middle-aged white people who expect to get rich without working -- would flock to the premiere of the new two-hour commercial/home movie about Sarah Palin. But...

Obama Shocker: New President Gives Satanic Sign To His Zombie Followers

Sure is fun to have a black guy as president, what with the hope and all, and what an exciting day of inaugural inauguration events .... OH WHAT IN THE HELL BARACK IS DOING THE DEVIL-HORN HAND-SIGN! As proven by...

Bobby Jindal Refuses To Lose With McCain

Little weirdo and amateur devil exorcist Bobby Jindal will NOT be John McCain's losing vice-presidential candidate, the scrawny character announced today after the terrible HURRICANE destroyed the last hopes of McCain's campaign. "I'm not going to be the vice...

OKLAHOMA DEVIL-HOMOSEXUAL COMIC GUY ON CNN: Hilarious accused felon & Oklahoma county commissioner Brett Rinehart tells the teevee news, "I'm not even sure as to what 'homophobic' means, but let's just keep in mind that we are in a...

Will McCain Choose Nutball Exorcist For Veep Candidate?

When young corporate Republican Bobby Jindal was sworn in as Louisiana's governor five months ago, the national press noted that he was the child of Punjabi Indians who had just moved to America, and that he was young for...

Hillary Clinton Also Worships Satan

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