Tag: deval patrick

Massachusetts Passes Law Against Upskirt Creepshots In Just Two Days. What If It Were Run By The House GOP?

Well that escalated quickly. On Wednesday, the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court ruled that creepers couldn't be prosecuted for taking creepy upskirt photos, because of the way the existing Peeping Tom law was written. And then the state legislature got to...

RNC To NBC: That Hillary Clinton Movie Is Not Threatening To Us At All, Please Cancel It

Reince Priebus is deeply disappointed! He's also concerned and disturbed! Is it because the GOP's best chance at winning the presidency in 2016 is Hillary's plane crashing into Biden's train, then upon hearing the news Andrew Cuomo, Deval Patrick,...

Hey, Has Anybody Else Been As Stupid As This Guy Yet?

The unseen fellow asking Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick whether the Boston Massacre was a "false flag" operation so TSA agents can "put their hands down pants" is apparently Dan Bidondi, a "correspondent" for Alex Jones's Infowars. Bully for...

Sen. Mo Cowan Becomes Most Prestigious Temp In Massachusetts

Hey, Barney Frank! We know you rilly wanted to be appointed to the Senate seat being vacated by John Kerry's being appointed Secretary of State, and you're kind of bummed that you didn't get it, so we have a...

Harry Reid Now Just Being Mean To Scott Brown For Fun

We'll say this for Mitt Romney: He sure sets a low bar for the behavior of supposedly moderate Massachusetts Republicans! For instance, after Mitt spent a conference call with his big donors whining about how Barack Obama won...

Deval Patrick Shouts At Opponent To Take Down Photo of Nice Lady With Obama-Hitler T-Shirt

It turns out that you people still eat photos of things that compare Obama to Hitler up, so Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick, in an epic quest for his own pageviewz, has noted that his opponent Charles D. Baker had...

This Dude Is The New Ted Kennedy

Ha ha, Michael Dukakis loses again. This bro, former DNC chair Paul Kirk, was more or less picked by the Kennedy family. "Deval, darling, appoint this human, we used to summer together," Vicki Kennedy urged the Governor of Massachusetts....

MASS. SENATE PASSES 'TED KENNEDY MEMORIAL PARTISAN WARM-BODY ACT,' HOORAY! Oh good, now Gov. Deval Patrick should be able to sign this quick fixeroo tomorrow and Michael Dukakis or whoever can putz around Washington for a few months, casting...

Michael Dukakis Is ‘Frontrunner’ For Fake Ted Kennedy Seat

Former Massachusetts Gov. Michael Dukakis, who one time -- for fun -- let a black inmate run free so as to rape the white ladies, could be the next fake Ted Kennedy, for a few months! He is "the...

Massachusetts Legislature Hurrying To Throw Random Warm Body In Kennedy’s Seat

Ted Kennedy might have a mean old liberal Democrat replacement in the Senate soon! All the Massachusetts legislature must do is change the comical law that Ted Kennedy forced it to enact in 2004, the one that prevented Gov....

Mass. Lawmakers Now Rethinking Whole ‘Leave Kennedy’s Seat Vacant For Five Months’ Thing

Now that the question of what to do about Ted Kennedy's Senate seat is no longer an academic one, folks in Boston seem to be giving the issue a little re-think. Remember Kennedy wrote to the governor recently asking...

Barack Obama Cheats Yet Again