Tag: detroit

Wingnut Debbie Schlussel Says Sean Hannity Perved All Over Her (Must Be Muslim)

Harassment at Fox News? THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE!

Delta Flight Attendant: Is There A White Doctor On This Plane?

A black woman doctor on an airplane tried to help with an emergency. Yeah, you know where this story's heading.
He's not swaying out of rhythm. Everyone else is.

Donald, Interrupted: Black Pastor’s Trump Interview Won’t Air Just Yet. We Wonder Why?

Full video likely to end up in same vault as 'The Day The Clown Cried'
You know, Hillary never cared enough to give you people special marks on your apartment applications

Donald Trump’s Answers To Black Pastor Pre-Scripted, But He’ll Blow It Somehow

To go off script, you must first have a script. -- Lao Tzu
Trump campaign prepares for first visit to a black church

Donald Trump To Visit Black Church In Detroit, No Matter How Dangerous It Might Be

Donald Trump plans to visit an African-American church Saturday, and we're betting we'll never hear the end of it.

Federal Judge Says Hobby Lobby Decision Means Companies Can Bash Trans Folks Now, Thanks Hobby Lobby!

Surprise, fundamentalists are pretty sure 'religious freedom' means they can openly discriminate against anybody they want! Told you so.

DJ Timbaland Knows Flint’s Poisoned Residents Want Him To Have His Expensive Liquor

Whenever there is a crisis that somehow captures the national attention for more than a fleeting moment, we inevitably hit the celebrity stage, where well-meaning (or just coldly calculating, but hey, their money still spends) celebs lend their names...

Iowa Wonkers, Come Pre-Game The Caucuses With Your Beloved Wonkette!

Achtung and hey there, Iowa Wonkers! Come join your editrix, her sessy husband, and her heiress baby on Sunday, Jan. 31, the afternoon before the caucuses, and let us ram and cram beer or a soft drink down your...

The State Of The Wonkette Union Is ‘Grifty’

Friends, Wonkers, perverts, lend us your danglies and your girl-danglies, and also listen up, sons (and girl-sons)! We come before you today to tell you that in 2015 you gave Wonkette $79,071 straight from your EBT cards, and that...

Flint, Michigan, Invites You To Wash Down Those Rabbits With A Nice Glass Of Lead

Hey kids! Are you still depressed over last night's debate, where a bunch of people basically argued over which of them was more likely to murder an ISIS member's child by ripping said child's throat out with their teeth?...
I swear to faithfully fulfill my duties and not to use a fork

Michigan Mayor Almost Missed Crucial Pizza Party Because Of Whiny Homeless Poors

A Detroit-area city council meeting didn't have time to hear from residents whose houses had been foreclosed upon for unpaid taxes, because if it had, the council would have been late for a planned pizza party. There are such...
The rapper at rest

Ben Carson Hip Hip Hops And He Don’t Stop

It seems gravy shart Jonah Goldberg's Theory Of Ben Carson's Blackness has been proven wise beyond its author's wildest imagination! Yes, Ben Carson -- who according to hip-hop expert Goldberg is so much blacker than Barack Obama he cannotĀ EVEN...
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Let’s Gay-Marry Canada’s Hot New Prime Minister And Let Him Try To Get Us Pregnant

Oh, did everyone hear that Canada, which is apparently somewhere near Detroit, had a big election Monday? Canadian voters went to the polls and decided either to vote for liberal hopey changey good times, or maybe they just picked...
I say, if you'd just develop a work ethic young man, you could be rich. What ho, have a tuppence and don't spend it all at once.

Cartoon JPMorgan Plutocrat Says Let Them Eat iPhones

Jamie Dimon, the CEO of JPMorgan Chase (not a typo, actually), would like everyone to stop bitching about "income inequality," which is not a thing at all. The financier feels just as equal as anyone on his corporate jet,...
Sawed-off shotguns: They're in the Constitution!

Here’s How The Second Amendment Has Prevented Tyranny Lately

While we know guns had nothing to do with the tragedy today that took the lives of Virginia TV station WDBJ reporter Alison Parker and cameraman Adam Ward, in addition to the suicide of the shooter, a disgruntled former...
Like Gamera, Baphomet is the friend of children everywhere

Bryan Fischer To Save America From Satan Statues With Special Jesus Constitution

The merry Establishment Clause tricksters of the Satanic Temple held a big unveiling of their 1-ton statue of Baphomet over the weekend. Because they're still waiting on a permit to place it next to the Ten Commandments monument at...