Don't you just feel safer already?
Why would Detroit need a Congressman? THIS IS FINE.
What evil lurks in the hearts of lawyers? These Jones Day dudes specifically. Your OPEN THREAD!
If you live in one of those cities, Wonkette COMIN' ATCHA THIS WEEK!
Wonkebago comin' atcha, north-north-midwest!
Harassment at Fox News? THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE!
A black woman doctor on an airplane tried to help with an emergency. Yeah, you know where this story's heading.
Full video likely to end up in same vault as 'The Day The Clown Cried'
To go off script, you must first have a script. -- Lao Tzu
Donald Trump plans to visit an African-American church Saturday, and we're betting we'll never hear the end of it.
Federal Judge Says Hobby Lobby Decision Means Companies Can Bash Trans Folks Now, Thanks Hobby Lobby!
Surprise, fundamentalists are pretty sure 'religious freedom' means they can openly discriminate against anybody they want! Told you so.
Whenever there is a crisis that somehow captures the national attention for more than a fleeting moment, we inevitably hit the celebrity stage, where well-meaning (or just coldly calculating, but hey, their money still spends) celebs lend their names...
Achtung and hey there, Iowa Wonkers! Come join your editrix, her sessy husband, and her heiress baby on Sunday, Jan. 31, the afternoon before the caucuses, and let us ram and cram beer or a soft drink down your...
Friends, Wonkers, perverts, lend us your danglies and your girl-danglies, and also listen up, sons (and girl-sons)! We come before you today to tell you that in 2015 you gave Wonkette $79,071 straight from your EBT cards, and that...
Hey kids! Are you still depressed over last night's debate, where a bunch of people basically argued over which of them was more likely to murder an ISIS member's child by ripping said child's throat out with their teeth?...
A Detroit-area city council meeting didn't have time to hear from residents whose houses had been foreclosed upon for unpaid taxes, because if it had, the council would have been late for a planned pizza party. There are such...