Kerry Defends Nixon, Windsurfing
Wednesday, January 17th, 2007
Are you getting Kerry Fever again? Neither are we. But the official 2004 Fall Guy is gearing up for another brave campaign to keep Republicans in the White House forever, as evidenced by a) Some minor staff re-jiggering in his Washington office, and B) A craptacular interview in Details, the lifestyle magazine for men who just dress gay.
Asked about his habit of being photographed while “windsurfing,” Kerry says, “I challenge anyone who makes fun of windsurfing to come out and do it with me and see how long they last.” First, that is not our idea of a fun date. Second, the issue wasn’t whether windsurfing is a physically demanding leisure activity — it was that it looks like another expensive hobby of the coastal rich, because that’s what it is. Bush’s handlers bought a fake “ranch” for their Yankee Preppie Yalie Cheerleader and next thing you know he’s a “cowboy.” It works, because Americans are simple. Who calls him “cowboy” most? Dumb liberals!
More crap, after the jump.
Are you getting Kerry Fever again? Neither are we. But the official 2004 Fall Guy is gearing up for another brave campaign to keep Republicans in the White House forever, as evidenced by a) Some minor staff re-jiggering in his Washington office, and B) A craptacular interview in Details, the lifestyle magazine for men who just dress gay.
Asked about his habit of being photographed while “windsurfing,” Kerry says, “I challenge anyone who makes fun of windsurfing to come out and do it with me and see how long they last.” First, that is not our idea of a fun date. Second, the issue wasn’t whether windsurfing is a physically demanding leisure activity — it was that it looks like another expensive hobby of the coastal rich, because that’s what it is. Bush’s handlers bought a fake “ranch” for their Yankee Preppie Yalie Cheerleader and next thing you know he’s a “cowboy.” It works, because Americans are simple. Who calls him “cowboy” most? Dumb liberals!
More crap, after the jump.
Early this morning, someone forwarded us an email from a reporter for a national magazine looking for people who went to high school with convicted felon/disgraced former lobbyist/DeLay flack Michael Scanlon. Nothing too unusual about that, really. Though Scanlon’s been largely out of the public eye since his guilty plea, he’s still a newsworthy figure, and one who doesn’t get the same attention as his flashier former co-conspirator Jack Abramoff. 
