The State Department is touchier than a lesbian these days, as proven by the official U.S. government response to Wonkette for posting a stupid letter from an advice column simply because it was signed “Karen Hughes.”

Now the thin-skinned crazies have published an official denial to everybody’s favorite wacky-yet-true story of 2006: that the Bush Family would soon flee the United States for a massive military base and ranch in Paraguay, just as the surviving Nazi elite sought refuge in Argentina after losing World War II.

Because a sane administration may one day take control of this country before it gets nuked and then delete all this weird crap on the State Department web servers, we will share the whole official denial with you, after the jump.

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