Even Wonkette herself said they had jumped the shark. But you keep begging for a comeback, reach-around victory: MORE »

We sympathize with our readers who are fearing their mental levees may give way under the category five headspin today’s Red Cross story is causing. Let’s see if we have all of this right. MORE »

John McCain signs on with President Bush’s plan to erect a bridge past the 19th century by endorsing the teaching of intelligent design in the nation’s public schools. Schools should bring in “all points of view” regarding the origins of the human species, the Arizona senator said–which, we fear, is just the sort of opening Tom Cruise has been waiting for. MORE »