No One Drinks Alone in Des Moines
Monday, December 24th, 2007
Ryan Grim at Politico gives a wet, slobbery rim job to Dana Milbank of the WaPo this morning in his article about where people hang out in Des Moines - Dana is the sole reporter quoted in the article, which we’re guessing was written at the 801 and not Centro (which is pictured). But as much as boys like their steaks and cigars, some of us prefer a nice bottle of red and a little pasta to ward off the freezing cold. The only thing that actually sucks about Centro, though, is the fact that they have to put the pronunciation on the sign because the Iowans don’t know how to pronounce it. You don’t see Michel Richard putting the pronunciation on the sign for Central, because he figures if you don’t know how to pronounce it, you don’t deserve to eat there. [Politico]
Ryan Grim at Politico gives a wet, slobbery rim job to Dana Milbank of the WaPo this morning in his article about where people hang out in Des Moines - Dana is the sole reporter quoted in the article, which we’re guessing was written at the 801 and not Centro (which is pictured). But as much as boys like their steaks and cigars, some of us prefer a nice bottle of red and a little pasta to ward off the freezing cold. The only thing that actually sucks about Centro, though, is the fact that they have to put the pronunciation on the sign because the Iowans don’t know how to pronounce it. You don’t see Michel Richard putting the pronunciation on the sign for Central, because he figures if you don’t know how to pronounce it, you don’t deserve to eat there. [Politico]
So the GOP is having its last Iowa debate today, courtesy of the Des Moines Register, and the Demrats have the same thing tomorrow. We guess they’re both still on despite on those ice storms and shit out there. Anyway, I’ve stumbled upon a sizable cache of blow and, ergo, will be liveblogging the Republicans at 2 p.m. EST. Did you pack a flask with your sandwich-and-banana lunch this morning? Fuck your job! And mine, too. [