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In DC, Only Fat Gay Hookers Read Holy Bible

Friday, May 4th, 2007

Cum-dumpster ... but for whom?! - WonketteThere’s a great new (or old?) association in town, and it’s very unpopular. The International Bible Reading Association held a big event at the Capitol yesterday, if by “big event” you mean “600 chairs were set up, and a total of 37 people sat down, and most of those were tourists eating their lunch, and Jeff Gannon is the spokesman.” MORE »