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Posts Tagged ‘dept. of two for the price of one’

JOHN MCCAIN

Meet Your New First Lady … (Just Kidding)

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

Life is a cabaret! - WonketteCindy McCain has sure had a tough life, due to all the miscarriages and having a stroke and being a drug addict who stole all these pills from some charity she was supposed to be running, or something. Also, her current husband is John WALNUTS! McCain. MORE »