There is a teevee show about how to torture Moslem children called “Twenty Four” and apparently starring a “First Lady gone mad who is currently institutionalized at a mental health facility.” And there’s a newish Harry Potter movie featuring this cloyingly sadistic schoolmarm named Dolores Umbridge. And then a New York Times columnist made the obvious comparisons to our real-life creepy First Lady and the nuts went crazy. But we looked it up on the Internets and sure enough it is totally true, at least in the case of the Harry Potter lady. Ye who have eyes, see: MORE »

The collapse of the U.S. housing market and the U.S. occupation of Iraq are both total disasters, but did you know they are similar in so many other ways? MORE »

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Hey everybody, there’s some new craze on MySpace where you put a picture of yourself in this program and it spits out some headshots of famous people who supposedly look like you. Well, the nice people over at Sadly, No decided to help out busy Dick Cheney and make this nice chart: MORE »

Hey everybody, remember Ronald Reagan? He was sort of the George W. Bush to George W. Bush’s dad’s Dick Cheney, back in the day. Anyway, turns out he kept a diary in the White House or something. Also, he was apparently a founding member of The Wiggles: MORE »