Remember how the interwebs and MyToob were supposed to revolutionize American politics? Well, they didn’t, unless an anthropomorphic cartoon squirrel avatar sodomizing an anthropomorphic cartoon wolf at John Edwards’ Second Life headquarters while saying “Go Democrats! Yiff Yiff!” somehow equals revolution. Oh, and 120 retarded people — including several foreigners — submitted “questions” on YouTube for the next Democratic debate. (There’s even a question for Mitt Romney, should he switch sides, again.) MORE »