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Posts Tagged ‘dept. of the apocalypse’

CDC

Survivors of Super Virus Will Dream of Elderly Black Woman

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

My iron lungHey everybody, the Plague has begun! There’s even a guy locked up in the CDC’s “respiratory isolation” cell in Atlanta. Oh, and he probably infected two planeloads of passengers flying back and forth to Europe, plus whoever else he came across between Paris and Prague, and then Montreal and New York. Dude’s got “a rare and exceptionally dangerous form of tuberculosis.” MORE »