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Highway Safety Experts Warn of All-Election Radio Station

The new “POTUS ’08” channel on XM satellite radio will kill millions, National Highway Traffic Safety Administration officials announced today, as unsuspecting drivers come across the CSPAN-produced station and immediately fall asleep and crash into school buses filled with innocent American children. The super villains at XM and CSPAN have ensured there’s no way to avoid the deadly audio — even ending your subscription to the sinister service will do no good: Read more on Highway Safety Experts Warn of All-Election Radio Station…