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Perhaps A Lame Online Stunt Will Bring Serious Attention To A Boring European Political Crisis

Tuesday, September 18th, 2007

Jesus is cumming ... ON MY FRITES - WonketteHave you heard of Belgium? It’s apparently a little country somewhere in Europe. Belgium used to own Africa and invented chocolate and/or french fries and has problems with UFOs and pedophiles. You may have even unwittingly visited Belgium, if you’re a member of the European Union government or maybe traveled from England to “the continent” by boat in the days before the Chunnel train. To this day, some French people travel through Belgium by train on their way to get their heroin in Amsterdam. MORE »