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Captain Nemo & Crew Captured At Brooklyn Docks

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

Vingt mille lieues sous les mers - WonketteA whimsical Victorian submersible was captured today beneath the Brooklyn Steamship Terminal, and three top-hatted gentlemen were escorted to the constable for rigorous questioning regarding the undersea adventure. The captain was apparently seeking a “sea monster” or narwhal that had damaged a passenger ship off Long Island, officials said today. MORE »