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Posts Tagged ‘dept. of scruffy animal mascots’

Terror Has a New Face

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

so fuckin' cute! - WonketteBecause the whole Terrorist Submarine Time Machine thing is the funniest fuck-with-the-media story since those Boston Terror Lite-Brite Mooninite guys did a press conference about their haircuts, we will just continue posting updates all day long, forever. Here, pictured, is “Mango,” the lovable sea-going terrier mascot of the 1776 American Turtle crew. MORE »