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Nation Survives Brief Bush Presidency

Saturday, July 28th, 2007

That was close, America ... - Wonkette“Vice” president Dick Cheney had his robotic heart replaced this morning, apparently without complications, and “resumed his normal schedule” of whatever he does on Saturday afternoons — probably reading the new Harry Potter book, working in the garden, or bombing some Muslims somewhere, possibly in Iran this time. MORE »