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McCain’s Long Road To Obscurity

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

Every candidate who passes through Philadelphia has to eat a cheesesteak at one of the two approved iconic cheesesteak stands, Pat’s and Geno’s. Some candidates make crucial mistakes in this “acting like working people” show, such as John Kerry and his uncouth request for a truffle-and-diamond cheesesteak, or Obama’s recent request for an all-arugula sandwich on toasted panini with a side of hundred-dollar bills. MORE »