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Posts Tagged ‘dept. of personal sacrifice’

GEORGE W. BUSH

For This Year’s 9/11, Bush Gives Up Iraq

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007

DEMS TOOK MAH BIG FLAG - WonketteEvery year we are supposed to give up something for 9/11. Like, in 2003 when he ordered the invasion of Iraq, George Bush Junior gave up candy until the war was over. Ha ha, not really, he just gave it up for a few months and then realized he liked his fucking candy a lot more than he liked promising to do symbolic shit while 4,000 U.S. troops and about a million other people got blown up, because of him. MORE »