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MEXICO

World War III Briefly Delayed; Mexico Apologizes For Mocking Our Retarded Beauty Queen

Thursday, August 9th, 2007

¡Ay, caramba! - WonketteSeveral months or maybe even years ago, one of our civilization’s nightly televised beauty contests was held somewhere in Mexico, and the American contestant was even more comically challenged than the usual beauty queens, and she fell on her ass after mumbling some incorrect Spanish, and all the Mexicans laughed and laughed and booed the USA. MORE »