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Posts Tagged ‘dept. of pagan/communist holidays’

Happy May Day, Commies!

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

Cinco de Mayo, burnout Ohio ... - WonketteAre you feeling extra hippieish today, hippies? Maybe a little more communal, communists? That’s because it’s May Day, one of the main drunken pagan holidays of the first week of May. In fact, today used to be America’s Labor Day, until right-wing bloggers of the Soviet era found out it was actually a commie holiday built around the commie traditions of a) abortion and b) colorful paper streamers. MORE »