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America Wants Alan Keyes For President!

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

Now that people have actually looked at Fred Thompson and realized he’s not Sam Watterson but is actually a lazy mumbler who marries strippers, the search is on for a candidate who is actually a reincarnated Reagan. And as last night’s atrocious debate proved, none of those geeks will ever be president of anything. MORE »