Wacky toilet cruiser (and GOP Senator) Larry Craig is running his sex scandal in such a backasswards way that leading Republican strategists are dumbfounded. Larry’s freakish strategy consists of pleading guilty to trying to fuck a cop in a Minneapolis public bathroom stall and then, weeks later, telling teevee cameras in Idaho that it’s all the fault of the local newspaper, which hadn’t yet run an article about him being a toilet cruiser, and then he says the plea was a “poor decision.” Too bad he doesn’t feel the same way about his well-known trawling of men’s rooms for cock! MORE »