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Chertoff’s Sphincter Tells Chertoff’s Gut To Calm Down

Thursday, July 12th, 2007

And his mouth tells him to 'eat brains' ... - WonketteGruesome biological freak and Minister of Fear Mongering Michael Chertoff has a new message today that contradicts his earlier message this week, about The Terror coming to kill us all because Terror, like the Beach Boys, loves summertime. MORE »