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Ohhhh, You Didn’t Mention He Was a Big Scary Black Guy Who Scared You

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

Check out the cameraman behind Bob ... OMG It's BOB - WonketteNew details have emerged in the generally scuzzy case of Florida legislator Bob Allen (R-McCain Campaign Co-Chairman) who was arrested after allegedly offering to both suck off some guy in a park bathroom and give the guy twenty bucks. Wonkette readers who are experts in such matters have argued that the whole thing sounds like entrapment, but today’s Orlando Sentinel offers a new excuse from Allen himself: He was just scared of a scary black guy, like anybody would be! MORE »