What else could anyone conclude from this bit of weirdness, in today’s Roll Call:

Vice President Cheney isn’t not on the phone records of the alleged D.C. Madam, who is accused of running a high-price call-girl ring in Washington, the accused madam’s lawyer said on Tuesday.

Hey, Brian Ross! This is Wonkette, calling you on your prop phone. Why won’t you report that Cheney is the “former CEO” in McLean who’s on the DC Madam’s list? MORE »