American hero and U.S. American Senator Larry Craig has a new ally in his brave battle to un-resign from the Senate and un-plead guilty to trying to get some dick in a public restroom. The American Land Rights Association has announced its support of Craig — one of the bravest, straightest men fighting for property rights in the Western United States — by calling for a boycott of Minneapolis-Saint Paul International Airport. MORE »

Senator Wayne Allard (R-Terrorist) sent out a nice press release today honoring the “first responders” who fight crime and fires and whatnot — if by “honoring” you mean “calling them a bunch of losers.” MORE »