Ghostly non-candidate Fred Thompson has wasted six months not quite running for the GOP nomination, giving bored political reporters enough time to go through all 700,000 liberal causes he pushed as a D.C. lobbyist. The result? The story about Thompson lobbying for the abortionists — which so enraged the wingnuts who hope Thompson will continue be Cheney’s next eight-year bitch — is totally true. Fred Thompson lobbied to make all American white women have abortions.

Records Show Ex-Senator’s Work for Family Planning Unit [NYT]