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Posts Tagged ‘dept. of fishes and loaves’

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Have Hope, Hungry America: Mitt Romney Will Feed You!

Friday, August 10th, 2007

Brother can you spare a cheesecake? - WonketteStarving Iowans are following Mitt Romney around the state because the $300-million man is buying votes the old fashioned way: by feeding the starving citizens. Thanks to this brilliant strategy, Mitt has climbed to the top of the Iowa GOP polls and is expected to handily beat other candidates who cannot afford to feed the masses. Newsweek reports from the food frenzy: MORE »