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Everybody But Rudy Pretends To Love God

Friday, October 5th, 2007

Have you heard the good news about Jesus Christ? If you’re running for president, it’s important to say, “Oh yes, I have, and I spend basically all my time worshiping the Baby Jesus.” Never mind that your average presidential candidate has pledged his or her soul to the real god of political power, Lord Satan. But as usual, there is one “maverick” when it comes to pretending to care about Jesus, and his name is Rudy Giuliani. MORE »