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God Shed His Rage On Thee

Thursday, July 5th, 2007

For God did vex them all ... - WonketteGod (D-Outer Space) had a special message for America on July 4: He hates you all. From coast to coast, the Lord sent his plagues down upon ye, ruining everything from that stupid A Capitol Fourth concert to simple backyard barbecues. His hate was, as always, limitless in scope and awesome in power. MORE »