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John Edwards to War on Terror: “NAA NAA NAA NAA!! I DON’T SEE YOU!”

Friday, April 27th, 2007

debatestyle.jpgHoly balls! Apparently, while Wayne Madsen was watching his BFF Mike Gravel put Dennis Kucinich’s baton in someone’s snatch (and while we were watching 30 Rock), John Edwards found a way to boldly differentiate himself from some of his Dem-nom-seeking colleagues. Fuck being “one signature away from winning the Iraq War!” Edwards upped the ante by laying down some crazy, Jedi-mind trick-a-doo by simply REFUSING TO BELIEVE THE WAR ON TERROR IS HAPPENING! Suck on that, causality! How could we possible LOSE something that never occurs to us! MORE »