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Here’s a not-exactly-shocking revelation that’s still funny to hear, from Evil Bob Novak himself: The Senate GOP leadership has always known that Larry Craig’s a closet case. Specifically, they knew he wasn’t just a secret gay, but one of those bathroom creeps always chasing cock in public. And this raises an interesting question in this Year Of Our Endless Cummer: How many times has Larry Craig been nabbed by the cops before what made Minneapolis famous made a wreck out of him? How did he cover it up? Bribes? Threats? Murder?

Novak: Senate R’s Knew Craig “Had This Problem” [New West]

Larry Craig, no gays in Iran, Ahmanottagaydood … this New Yorker cover has everything! Everything except for a fat disheveled Florida Republican legislator peeking over the stall offering to pay twenty bucks to give a blowjob, a squealing pig furry reaching under the stall, a Louisiana senator getting his diaper changed, Condi Rice sharing the next stall with a woman, Tucker Carlson waiting outside (with his friends) to beat up all the gay Republicans, a murdered six-foot-six gay hustler who hosted Saudi sex parties in D.C., and a DoJ assistant U.S. attorney fucking a five-year-old, that is ….

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