Oh hey, we’re home just in time to get busy. And what was that Dan Rather joke about? WAS IT RACIST? Hey it was a joke about current rap performers! THE ONES WHO RELEASED DUELING CDS ON 9/11. MORE »

And what will make tonight’s debate so awesome? No Rudy Giuliani! No Walnuts McCain! No Mitt Romney! And of course, like always, no Hollywood Fred Thompson. It will basically be Tavis Smiley and Ron Paul politely calling each other racists while a hostile all-black crowd watches, with hostility. Oh yeah, and we also get a special appearance by Alan Keyes, who will boldly stand up for Tom Tancredo and call everybody else racists. MORE »