WASHINGTON, DC, 08:30 PM, TUE OCTOBER 7 | Advertise on Wonkette | tips@wonkette.com | SUBMIT A TIP | RSS

Posts Tagged ‘dept. of alternative lifestyles’

INTOLERANCE SHOCKER: Hillary Says She’s No Condi Rice

Friday, September 21st, 2007

While Hillary and Bill Clinton have a French-style marriage and often cavort around with famous homosexual people such as talk-show hosts, for the first time ever Hill has said it loud and proud: She’s not a lesbian. Clinton told the gay-obsessed mag The Advocate that she also doesn’t give a damn. MORE »


Hillary Clinton To Star In Lesbian TeeVee Show

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007

'Ha ha, *I* went out with a man once, too!' - WonkettePopular lesbian Ellen DeGeneres will visit New York City to make a teevee show starring Senator Hillary Clinton, who has also visited New York. That’s the exciting news from the New York Daily News, which also reports that Ellen DeGeneres will make the teevee show in a room that used to be the “home for jazz” or something. MORE »


Diaperman David Vitter’s Fave Local Hooker Says DC Madam Ran Whore Ring

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

Diaperman & his sidekick Wacky Wendy! - WonketteIs there anybody who actually believes DC Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey didn’t run a high-priced prostitution service? Of course not, but Palfrey’s lawyers have been using the pretty clever strategy of asking the powerful Republican clients of her sex-delivery company if they paid for sex. And barring a scientifically impossible moment of honesty from one of the johns, none of them will ever admit to hiring a hooker. MORE »