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Cheney Tries To Finish Off New Orleans, With Nuclear Bombs

Whoops, ha ha, a B-52 bomber filled with live nuclear warheads was flown from North Dakota to Louisiana on Thursday, just a little fuckup, sorry about that! The “Advanced Cruise Missiles” were mounted on the plane’s wings. Probably would’ve been tough for the nukes to detonate if the plane crashed, but who knows? Ha ha ha. Nuclear warheads mistakenly flown on B-52 [USA Today] Read more on Cheney Tries To Finish Off New Orleans, With Nuclear Bombs…
 

NASA Also Can’t Spell the Shuttle’s Name

Oh, NASA, is there anything you can’t fuck up? The Gerald Ford of space agencies is getting ready for another tragic shuttle launch, so employees decided to cheer everybody up with a happy motivational poster that, as you see, didn’t quite get the Endeavour’s name right. Read more on NASA Also Can’t Spell the Shuttle’s Name…
 

Another NASA Vehicle Having Trouble Landing

Still feeling slightly patriotic after the new & improved one-day July 4 weekend? Maybe you would like to help the world’s least-competent space agency figure out where to land one of its huge NASA vehicles. This was posted an hour ago in the Washington DC travel forum on Trip Advisor: Read more on Another NASA Vehicle Having Trouble Landing…