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Posts Tagged ‘dept. of accidents will happen’

DICK CHENEY

Cheney Tries To Finish Off New Orleans, With Nuclear Bombs

Wednesday, September 5th, 2007

We're all very different people. We're not Watusi, we're not Spartans, we're Americans.  - WonketteWhoops, ha ha, a B-52 bomber filled with live nuclear warheads was flown from North Dakota to Louisiana on Thursday, just a little fuckup, sorry about that! The “Advanced Cruise Missiles” were mounted on the plane’s wings. Probably would’ve been tough for the nukes to detonate if the plane crashed, but who knows? Ha ha ha.

Nuclear warheads mistakenly flown on B-52 [USA Today]


TYPOS

NASA Also Can’t Spell the Shuttle’s Name

Friday, July 13th, 2007

Photo by ASSA - WonketteOh, NASA, is there anything you can’t fuck up? The Gerald Ford of space agencies is getting ready for another tragic shuttle launch, so employees decided to cheer everybody up with a happy motivational poster that, as you see, didn’t quite get the Endeavour’s name right. MORE »


GEORGETOWN

Another NASA Vehicle Having Trouble Landing

Thursday, July 5th, 2007

The eagle has landed. - WonketteStill feeling slightly patriotic after the new & improved one-day July 4 weekend? Maybe you would like to help the world’s least-competent space agency figure out where to land one of its huge NASA vehicles. This was posted an hour ago in the Washington DC travel forum on Trip Advisor: MORE »