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Posts Tagged ‘dept. of a nation (mentally) challenged’

FIDEL CASTRO

Nation of Celeb-Lovin’ Retards Reacts To Castro Death Rumors

Friday, August 24th, 2007

En todo caso, es inevitable la muerte.  - WonketteAs celebrity gossipmonger and known Anti-Castro Cuban-American Perez “Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr.” Hilton is the only News Source claiming Castro is actually dead, we have no choice but to collect a lot of utterly insane comments from his readers, who would usually be reading about the drug-whore exploits of Lindsey Wagner or whoever, but now they are confronted with Possible Global Breaking Political News. Plus, it’s Friday. MORE »