Wonkette

Israeli Minister of Strategic Affairs Avigdor Lieberman announced Tuesday that the White House has given Israel permission to start a war against Iran so we can finally have World War III or IV and just get it over with. MORE »

Canada’s prime minister today ordered a half-dozen naval ships to protect the melting Northwest Passage from the United States, which is plotting to seize the shipping routes and oil and fish supplies being revealed by the rapid Arctic melt. Wait, what? MORE »