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Beloved Conservative U.S.-Loving French President Also Hates America

Monday, August 27th, 2007

'I dint underSTAND that.' - WonketteThe election of Nicolas “Reagan” Sarkozy was a rare happy moment for American wingnuts who until that exact second had hated France with all of their tiny bitter might. Finally, a pro-American French president would restore America’s global glory and make the lazy communist book-reading French weirdos start putting on the pounds, watching more teevee and bombing all the Muslim countries! MORE »