Majority of Americans Now UnAmerican; Nation Renamed UnAmerica
Monday, July 2nd, 2007
A shocking new survey proves that the majority of Americans are now, in fact, anti-American. According to the Pew Research people, only 49% of Americans now completely agree with the statement, “I am patriotic.” MORE »
A shocking new survey proves that the majority of Americans are now, in fact, anti-American. According to the Pew Research people, only 49% of Americans now completely agree with the statement, “I am patriotic.” MORE »
Cheer up, Americans! You aren’t just overweight illiterate underemployed TV addicts with $25,000 in credit card bills and a house worth less than you owe — you’re also short! The shortest people in the industrialized world, in fact.